I spend most of the year chillin'
I like to bake mince pies and also write a blog about sherry drinking.
You love a beard because....?
I think they are both practical and fun. They keep his face warm in high winds and you never know what you might find in there when he gets home (often mince pies).
Is there any down side to bearded awesomeness....?
He is always swigging milk and sometimes said milk is sucked into his beard like a sponge. Old milk is not always the best...
Beard combs are a valuable tool, yay or nay....?
For sure! Couldn't get those crumbs out otherwise.
Men can spend up to £20 on a decent beard oil. Is this ok....?
Yes. Everyone should put that on their list (assuming they have been a good boy)
Would you be comfortable telling him if he needed to remove some left over dinner from his face forest....?
I do that all the time.
Is there a point in which the beard becomes too long? Is wizard level acceptable?
I would not want him tripping over it. He does move at high speed for a man of his years and wouldn't want him tripping over.
Who's your bearded celebrity idol....?
Has to be Edmund Gwenn. He had a fine beard.
How important is regular beard grooming....?
It is very important. Can you imagine all the face hair getting entangled with cookies and milk.... yuk.
A world without beards would be.......
Everyone knows Father Christmas is one of the most important people in history and he has a beard. Im not sure the world is ready for a beardless Santa!!!!!!